They laugh at me cuz I'm different, I laugh at them cuz you are all the same :). I find myself so strange.



Barbie & Ken tie the knot. Part 1 :)
Nandyan din ang mga PLASTIK, takot MATUNAW..
Scarlett Johansson, Thank you. Finally.
Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: None but…
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: None but…
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary but…
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!
*DRAMATIC LEAVE*
Boy: *talking to himself*
I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari,
2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW?!
How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS?